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Chris King's 'I Will Pull Your Head Off and Pound It On the Defense Desk' Law Firm, LLP

With great reluctance and perplexihood, I concede that I am apparently the only person around here who knows what he’s talking about.

Chris King's 'I Will Pull Your Head Off and Pound It On the Defense Desk' Law Firm, LLP

In our Perry Mason moment, we will deconstruct United Stupid’s color-of-law fraud of a nationwide personal income tax.

Chris King's 'I Will Pull Your Head Off and Pound It On the Defense Desk' Law Firm, LLP

You are correct. Federal judges tell us that the Sixteenth Amendment conferred no new taxing authority.

Chris King's 'I Will Pull Your Head Off and Pound It On the Defense Desk' Law Firm, LLP

You are correct. Federal judges tell us that the federal jurisdiction does not have an unapportioned direct tax.

Chris King's 'I Will Pull Your Head Off and Pound It On the Defense Desk' Law Firm, LLP

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Oh no! There’s something wrong with the steering linkage or whatever in my race car! I can’t stop taking victory laps! I can’t make my leisurely way off the track and enjoy myself!

The precise nature of my victorious excellence as the national treasure that I am is that I helped the FBI figger out 9-11 finally with the Capta Brightstick Document! Go read it! Find out how government employees fried a bunch of people but they were too stupid and they used the wrong engines on Flight “175”! Yay for me! I’ll get a law enforcement prize!

And even though I’m a terriss and a domestic extremiss and a free stater or sovereign citizen or whatever other filthy lawyer grease word, I haven’t paid federal income tax in twenty-five years! Nor have I filed a federal tax return during that time! And I can’t get my adoring, moronic fans in the Justice Department to indict me for that! They’re too stupid! They cry all day long like little babies as they pound their limp little dinks and try to get it up and put me right into prison for my crimes! They’ll just call me names and ruin my life instead! They’re just mad that their teachers at the law school down by the Rite Aid didn’t teach them the basics of citizenship and jurisdiction in a federalist system of government! You know, stuff you’d learn with a two-dollar library card!

I just thought up a joke; wanna hear it?! What does 911 plus 33 equal? A whole lotta nothin’, that’s what! It equals zero! It’s the battle of the shows, and guess who wins! My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ wins! My works are as dirty rags!

Enjoy the show!

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