https://www.playbuzz.com/codycross10/your-iq-is-142-if-you-score-10-10

These tests aren’t very hard and I don’t believe that they’re accurate. So let’s just use them for entertainment purposes.

I remember fondly when Madam Prosecutor, bless her heart, stood there and proclaimed to the world that I have, quote, “non-bizarre delusions.” That one didn’t age very well because it turns out that I’m not the one around here who believes things that exist only inside his mind.

No, it seems that it’s the Justice Department with the non-bizarre delusions of understanding their own laws. And as an encore, they have to get all those people out of jail now.

That’s gotta be embarrassing. It’s probably like if you’re a celebrated neurosurgeon and it turns out that you don’t even know what you’re doing, what with cutting out portions of someone’s brain because you think there’s spirits living in there.

It’s the Department of Voodoo Law. Sprinkle some colored sand on the ground and shake bones at the sky and maybe the taxation gods will grant you an unapportioned direct tax.